Advani is Hero this morning...

Our hero is Advani – announces The Times of India. “Meeting ground: Mukesh, Anil shake hands at Advani’s house.” He has been able to do what even Murari Bapu and the Lord Shreenathji of Nathdwara has failed to do. In Advani’s darbar, Mukesh and Anil Ambani left their sibling rivalry out. This is something for which Kokila Ben will thank him with fortunes. She paid in millions to the Lord Shreenathji of Nathdwara who, couldn’t even succeed reaching a patch up between the two brothers. Advani has done it; so imagine the fortune he will be getting from Kokila Ben as dakshina! Advani could be an orator at par with Morari Bapu, but he is a bigger dealer of the Lord than him. Morari Bapu must be thanking his stars that Advani is still hopeful of becoming the PM, otherwise if he would have taken up the profession of kathavchan, his shop would have closed down till now.
Indian Express has chosen to describe what MCOCA is and that the PM-incumbent (sound like infant!!) is instructing the PM-in-waiting to know the facts right. “Sending NSA, PM tells Advani, he says read Sadhvi’s affidavit”. Had he given him this advice long back, as he took it for himself, Adwani wouldn’t have waited for so long!
The Hindu has shown that our Prime Minister can even make a call, he just don’t wait for it and can ask question too? “Manmohan to Advani: why support ‘sadhvi’ Pragnya?” Mail Today has pictures of Sardar Manmohan Singh on top and right below him is Hugh Jackman – the sexiest man alive elect! He has voted Daniel Craig out and occupied the seat. Is there some semiotic sign in placing these two pics one above others? Guess. Hindustan Times has tried its bit to separate the bi-zygotic twins. “Hindu terror targets RSS”. (It is bold enough that I saw it in the other car while stopping at traffic signal!) It’s difficult, but keep your efforts, after all this is the land where Mahabharata was written and supposedly happened.